female hockey fans

how we talk about hockey players (outside of tumblr): He's an incredibly fast skater, an extremely effective forechecker, his puck-handling is phenomenal, he has an unreal ability to read plays, and his leadership role is absolutely vital to the team. And just take a look at this guy's stats! He's racking up points like crazy. I just can't say enough about what an amazing player he is.
how we talk about hockey players (on tumblr): do he got da BOOTY? HE DOOOO

jeffsskinner:

HEYYYYYYY! So I just hit my goal (woot woot) and I am doing a hockey-themed giveaway! Thanks to everyone who follows me I love you all and I love making friends with y’all!!!
T h e P r i z e!
So the winner will get to spend $120 (USD) to spend on any hockey related items and the shipping. Some of the sites I personally enjoy the gear from: Staalsie’s Skreened Designs, NHL shop, other Skreened artists, Glass Bangers (some of these are so white bro-ish I refuse to buy them), and finally HockeyGiant.
So say you only spend $100 and you have $20 left, well that other $20 will be going to a charity (the winner and I will decide which).
R U L E S:
Gotta be following me
Winner must be willing to give me their address for shipping
ask box has to be open too
if the winner does not respond in 48 hours, I will be picking someone else
I will be using random.org to choose a winner
likes and reblogs both count (reblog as much as you want)
I will ship around the world but the total (items+shipping+taxes) has to be $120 or under
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS
GIVEAWAY ENDS September 16, 2014 at 11:59 PM PST.
EXTRA ENTRY: send me a message with your favorite charity and why the money should go to that and you will get an extra entry in the giveaway (only one per blog)!!!
AGAIN thanks to all of you guys for making me feel so welcome on this site! You’re all amazing and I am so glad I am friends with and talk to a bunch of y’all! :))))
Also shout out to my homie lizlikewoe for the amazing edit!!!

jeffsskinner:

HEYYYYYYY! So I just hit my goal (woot woot) and I am doing a hockey-themed giveaway! Thanks to everyone who follows me I love you all and I love making friends with y’all!!!

T h e P r i z e!

So the winner will get to spend $120 (USD) to spend on any hockey related items and the shipping. Some of the sites I personally enjoy the gear from: Staalsie’s Skreened Designs, NHL shop, other Skreened artists, Glass Bangers (some of these are so white bro-ish I refuse to buy them), and finally HockeyGiant.

So say you only spend $100 and you have $20 left, well that other $20 will be going to a charity (the winner and I will decide which).

R U L E S:

  1. Gotta be following me
  2. Winner must be willing to give me their address for shipping
  3. ask box has to be open too
  4. if the winner does not respond in 48 hours, I will be picking someone else
  5. I will be using random.org to choose a winner
  6. likes and reblogs both count (reblog as much as you want)
  7. I will ship around the world but the total (items+shipping+taxes) has to be $120 or under
  8. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS
  9. GIVEAWAY ENDS September 16, 2014 at 11:59 PM PST.

EXTRA ENTRY: send me a message with your favorite charity and why the money should go to that and you will get an extra entry in the giveaway (only one per blog)!!!

AGAIN thanks to all of you guys for making me feel so welcome on this site! You’re all amazing and I am so glad I am friends with and talk to a bunch of y’all! :))))

Also shout out to my homie lizlikewoe for the amazing edit!!!

(via bigtime-fandoms)


Tyler Seguin by Nino Muñoz

(via tylerbrozak)


Q
"#i can't wait until they disappear for 3 years and come back with children" LISTEN
A

liampaypal:

listen? listen to what? talk about harry and louis as parents?

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louis playing peekaboo?

11/07/14 | Madrid, Spain

little kids having snacks in their school lunchboxes that their daddies used to be poster boys for?

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louis making his baby giggle?

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harry standing at the back of their daughter’s school concert keeping the baby happy so he doesn’t cry and interrupt the performance? while louis is in the front row smiling huge and waving at their little giri on stage?

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best honorary-uncle squad a kid could ask for?

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their little ones adoring their daddies and wanting to be like them in every way?

louthighlinson:   @Thomasjhealy4: @Louis_Tomlinson is a true gentleman x/x/x  has anyone clicked on the 3rd link? because…   @Thomasjhealy4: He learned a new face Monday night at the One direction this is us premiere.. Thanks Louis

have a bonus manip while we’re here

louis teaching his little baby girl that she has strength and power?

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harry performing until the day he dies but every tour there’s another son or daughter getting tangled up in his giraffe legs?

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bedtime stories? (do not miss the hand on harry’s waist i repeat do not miss the hand on harry’s waist)

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louis rocking the newborn to sleep while harry sings lullabies?

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louis roughhousing with their kids? teaching them to play football and play wrestling?

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when THE FOND comes back with a vengeance except it’s not at each other any more, it’s at their children

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theboyfriendstagram:  This is my favourite Larry moment because they bump into each other and at first they’re surprised and Louis does a double take and they reach out for each other at the same time with the fondest looks on their faces

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i can’t even talk about how well Harry “fuck you gender norms” Styles and Louis “flamboyant” Tomlinson (see:

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you know) would raise children. girls encouraged to get dirty too? boys with long hair and tutus? girls with trucks and boys with barbies? gender neutral names like charlie and DARCY and taylor?

how harry “gender neutral pronouns” styles and louis “cover me in cake in a gay club” tomlinson would have children who would be raised to know that no matter who they were, no matter who they loved, it was okay, it was normal, and it was beautiful?

yeah you could say i’m listening

and 

i’m waiting

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gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

(via diaryofaphillyfan)


hartnell-down:

Here’s another chance to win a signed puck! It’s a two for one deal this time, Sean Couturier and Matt Read!!!!! I know it’s authentic because I literally watched them sign this in front of me less than 3 hours ago.

The rules:

One like and one reblog per person.

You do not have to be following me.

Good luck to those that enter!

(via nuclear-slapshot)




How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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